Westbound Boarder

This one is not rocket science here. You’re cruising along your wakeboard and bust out the powerslide, and BAM! Next thing you know your face has met the water and you have ingested an unhealthy amount of river water. Shred Betty…meet the face plant. Don’t let it scare you from attempting your tricks again, it always hurts less the next time, right?

Love ‘em or hate ‘em, every now and then they get it right. A hucker is the dude in your group that will hit anything. You know, they charge it hard and fast, fly through the air (grab, spin, vert are optional) and may or may not land on their feet. Although I don’t consider myself a hucker, every now and then I wish I had the balls (or the lack of brains???)…

Now, now, we are not talkin’ about going to the bathroom here. Dropping a Load on the hill is when you kick the snow off your board when you are on the lift. “Dude, you totally just dropped a load on that chick.”